Chapter 1




Everyone thinks that plants only do two things: grow, then die. Well your wrong. so very wrong. plants are people too, you know. Plants are probably the chattiest things ever to grace this fine planet. They pop up and then yak yak yak all the way home. They don't talk like we do. its all in the smell. but hey, you cant blame the poor flowers, shrubs and immobile living creatures of the world. they cant move or else they die, which sounds like some kind of fear factor challenge but is really everyday life for these poor little suckers. so they just talk, all day, through odors. Grass. the grass are the plebes. they are always kind of there, getting cut down all the time, physically and by toehr plantsOnce upon a time there was a young daisy named daisy and she sucked at life. Honestly, all that plants ever do is grow, then die.